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Promptly a burly teenx, hairy man appeared and without a word, buried his teenx face between Althea's teenx legs. For the next forty-five minutes, until Althea teenx became teenx incoherent during her umpteenth orgasm, the nation was treated to the first narrated cunilingus session ever teenx shown on national television. Near the end it got so intense that teenx Nina had teenx to teenx get a little relief teenx from her own fingers.
"Yes, yes, dammit. I teenx don't care if I get too teenx big to fit in my parking space, just FUCK ME.
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